Prompt response based on the word of the day ~ January 2017 ~ LUMP
By John Yeo
The clinic at the general hospital was crowded with patients waiting to be examined. There was a strong antiseptic smell everywhere.
The charming tea lady who worked for the friends of the hospital smiled as she asked.
“One lump or two?”
“Sorry! Our names have just come up on the board.”
A little later, after a thorough examination, the physician asked the two patients to be seated.
“Well, we have to have this investigated as soon as possible. There is nothing to worry about, everyone has lumps all over their bodies. I would like you to come into our outpatient department to carry out a small investigation procedure.”
Dr Carswell the physician tried to look totally relaxed, but the obvious concern was clearly visible beneath her outward facade.
“OK Doctor: When shall I come into your office again to see you?” enquired seven-year-old Jamie excitedly.
Mrs, Durant, Jamie’s Mother quickly smiled and said; “Don’t worry Jamie.”
Then she turned to the physician and said. “I will make an appointment for him on the way out Doctor.”
Mother and son left the hospital together and joined the crowd on the highway. There was a great lump of people demonstrating against the latest cuts to the NHS budget.
“Hey, Mum! When have I got to go back to see the nice lady doctor?” asked Jamie.
“Next week Jamie, I know you like her.”
“Look out Mum!” Jamie suddenly exclaimed. “You are about to tread in a lump of dog poo.”
“Ooh! That was close; these are my new shoes. Well done Jamie.”
“Where are we going now, Mum?”
“Jamie, you know we always visit Granddad on Tuesdays.”
“Oh yes;” said Jamie shivering visibly. “I hope he has got a good fire going it is freezing cold today.”
They were soon seated comfortably in front of a roaring coal fire in Granddad’s cottage. The smoke was drifting into the parlour a strong smoky smell permeated everything.
He casually tossed another lump of coal on the fire; smiling broadly he asked
“How are you doing young Jamie?”
“He has to go and see a nice lady doctor at the hospital next week Dad: Don’t worry it’s nothing serious.”
Mrs Durant replied; Jamie was busy feeding lumps of bread to the wild birds through the open back door.
“That’s good news, Mary. Did you hear about the death of Bruce my poor dog? The vet had to put him down; it bought a lump to my throat when I remember the good times we’ve shared together.”
“I can see you are putting on weight Dad since you have stopped taking that dog for a walk. You are becoming a great fat lump, I will have to try to replace poor old Bruce for you.”
Jamie came rushing into the room from the garden.
“Granddad the postman brought this letter and asked me to bring it to you.”
“Thanks, Jamie: I wonder what this is?” Tearing open the envelope he suddenly laughed out loud.
“It’s from the Premium bonds people; I have won a lump sum of £5000.00 pounds. We can all have a good share out now. We must enjoy life while we can, I heard on the radio there is a huge lump of rock approaching, an asteroid is nearing our planet that will wipe us all out when it arrives.”
Later that night as his Mother tucked him into bed. Jamie said. “Mum, will the asteroid hurt Heffalump when it arrives?” Cuddling his toy elephant tightly to his chest.
“Don’t worry Jamie, Heffalump can never get hurt by anything.”
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